There were 9 in the sky and the little one said....
You've got to feel some kind of sympathy - put yourself in this place.You're busy doing what you have been doing for the last 76+ years just floating around in the sky just missing Neptune as you circle the Star that you've spent all your days running round and round and round when suddenly BAM!! some b**tard goes and tells you you're not a planet anymore!! What a bummer!!
Only a few days ago you were thinking that not only were you going to be allowed to still be one but your mate Charan, who's been circling you for ages, some blokes called Ceres and 2003 UB313 were going to come along too. Now 3 of you are being told to pretty much f*ck off and given a consolation title of 'Dwarf Planets' (Ceres was told to P*ss off totally - not welcome!)
What do people think Pluto should do? He's likely to appeal the sentance but with little gaurantee of success, I think he should star a rival solar system myself. Whatever he chooses to do I wish him all the best in the future - God bless you Pluto, it was nice knowing you!!
(Wow I got all the way through this post WITHOUT a crap inneundo about Uranus!!)
(D'oh!)
posted by JediJacob @ 11:23 pm
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Jon Got drunk and was unable to stand up without stumbling. In thiis Photo he is waiting for some size 8 Pink Wellies to try on!!
These people are using the state of the art toilet facilities. Notice, too the lady in the corner of the cubicles squatting like only a true lady would!!
And despite popular belief the sun shone over the festival.